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Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8167) - you deserved it (38303)

On 10/16/2012 at 12:16am - work - by leafscupwin - Canada (Ontario)

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What? Really, I could've sworn I said "nice pitch"...

#5 - On 10/16/2012 at 6:08am by MakeTodayADTR

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YDI for calling her a fat bitch.

#1 - On 10/16/2012 at 6:04am by k_ninjaa

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