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Today, a haunted house opened up next to my restaurant and they've gotten into the habit of scaring me as I'm cleaning up at night. They stay open for another month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20328) - you deserved it (1861)

On 10/11/2012 at 1:28am - work - by Wolf145 - United States (California)

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I personally find that awesome! People pay good money for a good scare and you're getting it for free! If it is at all possible, maybe you can get them back(you may as well make the best of it)?

#2 - On 10/11/2012 at 6:08am by MrsPegg

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make them pasta on the house. use lots and lots of xlax. lock your bathrooms :)

#8 - On 10/11/2012 at 6:16am by mikepzz

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