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Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25309) - you deserved it (1662)

On 10/10/2012 at 12:15am - work - by caltech (woman) - United States (California)

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Look on the bright side, you've got a job.

#1 - On 10/10/2012 at 6:04am by jessikamahone

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That doesn't mean you can't prove her wrong

#3 - On 10/10/2012 at 6:06am by TwitchingNebula

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