By caltech - 10/10/2012 04:15 - United States - San Jose

Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 165
You deserved it 2 084

Same thing different taste

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who cares? just because she claims you're ugly doesn't mean you're really ugly. I'm sure you're better than that

Have an affair with the wife; the husband will enjoy watching and the wife will have changed her mind about you.... Unless you want a practical solution, then go ahead and take the job or leave it, it's your choice and comfort in the end.

I think only Perdix can get away with these sorts of comments...

jem970 19

I would have to agree with you on the Perdix comment....

perdix 29

The benefits of being ugly! People always underestimate them. You ought to bang the husband/boss for spite by improving your looks. This is most effectively done by supplying him with lots of alcohol. Cheers!

Little does the wife know, doggy style will solve that problem. Bosses bang their sexetary all the time, even the ugly ones. :P

perdix 29

She could have an ugly back, too.

That's where lingerie (you seem so against) would cum in handy. Just keep her half dressed! :P

lelo007 11

Yea, sounds like she is an untrusting ****. FYL, OP, but congrats on the job! She's probably really ugly herself and insecure, so she takes it out on others. But keep your chin up, she will get what's coming to her.

devore504 7

i would have called her a bitch unless you really need a job.

perdix 29

Aw, I'm sorry. I'm sure you are beautiful on the inside, where it really counts. Oh, and when you're giving a *******. That's another way!

Look on the bright side. She helped you get your job!