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Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16701) - you deserved it (2253)

On 10/02/2012 at 2:27pm - work - by friendlessatwork (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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sounds like high-school.

#1 - On 10/02/2012 at 4:38pm by speckledots

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That sucks OP. The popular douches never take "no" very well.

#3 - On 10/02/2012 at 4:39pm by 0RedPenguin0

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