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Today, after I requested a sick day, a very close co-worker texted her boyfriend that I'm a bitch for pretending to have the same rare illness that she recently suffered. She said it was unlikely, disrespectful and unfair that I didn't even look sick. I know this because she texted me instead. FML


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On 08/23/2012 at 3:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

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Your co-worker is a disrespectful bitch, does it even matter what she says?

#2 - On 08/23/2012 at 9:58am by krad204

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So because it's rare, it's impossible for you to have it? Unless you have leprosy, she's being a very presumptuous bitch.

#5 - On 08/23/2012 at 9:59am by ManInTheMachine

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