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Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19273) - you deserved it (1341)

On 08/20/2012 at 12:31pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

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Doesnt sound much different than the radio nowadays.

#3 - On 08/20/2012 at 8:38pm by cuppycakeslove

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Take your iPod to work and sneak it through your clothes.

#1 - On 08/20/2012 at 8:38pm by nerobluerose

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