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Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML

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On 07/31/2012 at 9:54pm - work - by kaitlyna15 - United States (Washington)

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No need to be so anal about it.

#3 - On 08/01/2012 at 3:06am by s0m3guy2010

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Wow do people really do this in front of everyone.

#1 - On 08/01/2012 at 3:05am by 3040evan

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