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Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML

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On 07/20/2012 at 4:26pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

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#1 - On 07/20/2012 at 7:44pm by IndigoArkanian

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" Pimple-faced teen." hahaha. At least he didn't ask whether you were team Edward or Jacob.

#7 - On 07/20/2012 at 7:46pm by iloveandy143

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