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Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26984) - you deserved it (2571)

On 07/16/2012 at 12:08am - work - by crazyautio - United States

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If she knows she has one why doesn't she wax it?!

#3 - On 07/16/2012 at 6:02am by taracrane1

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You should have told her "hold on, i mustache you a question".

#6 - On 07/16/2012 at 6:04am by woainishamu

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