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Today, my manager called me into his office and spent half an hour screaming at me for granting one of our workers so many religious off-days. Apparently, the name of these "religious observances" actually means something to the effect of "scoring some pussy" in Macedonian. FML
*moves to Malaysia*
*converts to this guy's religion*
After he fires you, remember the terms this coworker used and use them at your next job to score some pussy instead of work.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013