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Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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On 06/25/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by thinkimquitting (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Might want to consider getting a rape whistle.

#2 - On 06/25/2012 at 8:54pm by IdontWanna69

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You should quit the job or file a lawsuit.

#1 - On 06/25/2012 at 8:52pm by jmk1469

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