Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML
Hey, I need that piss back. It's my only clean sample!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.