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Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25082) - you deserved it (1818)

On 01/21/2009 at 2:25am - work - by fr1day - Australia (Queensland)

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Hey, I need that piss back. It's my only clean sample!

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 8:43pm by teethingtom

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Does that mean she sat in smelly guy's piss? FHL?

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 5:41am by Bob

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