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Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

#1978 (19)

I agree, your life sucks (16341) - you deserved it (912)

On 01/21/2009 at 2:25am - work - by fr1day - Australia (Queensland)

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