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Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20150) - you deserved it (5907)

On 06/05/2012 at 7:56am - work - by whattdafuuukkkk (woman) - United States

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Well, Kristen...what did you say? :D

#4 - On 06/05/2012 at 12:46pm by RabidBunny

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what kind of person wears pants in public?

#9 - On 06/05/2012 at 12:46pm by flockz

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