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By whattdafuuukkkk - 05/06/2012 11:56 - United States

Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML

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By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By reddd - 10/05/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Stella Grubner - 16/03/2010 06:42

Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML

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By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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Thick as thieves

By blovesg - 07/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:46

Well, Kristen...what did you say? :D

flockz 19

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:46

what kind of person wears pants in public?

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anythingmustbe 18

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:49

What you gonna do with today's youth?

FlashBurn 13

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:49

Well maybe your skirt was too short and the little girl has more of a sense of decency? If you have long legs, little boys might look up to you. Just saying.

folfg0 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:52

Or up at you. And your pet kitty. :P

eeppiicc 8

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:11

24, your not doing good on your comments

kevinn95 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:01

Yeaah short or maybe she doesnt look good enough to wear a skirt lol "Big girls wear small clothes" -Nate Dogg

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:50

If you insist on going commando, consider that the little ones might not be able to tolerate the view or the smell.

joeystar95 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:48

LOL this one made me laugh

esco3377 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 23:13

Lol xD

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 6 June 2012 19:37

Giving all the little kids pink eye

TheFamilyElf 17

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:50

Kids are some of the only people that can tell the truth, be complete assholes, and get away with it. (I once asked my granny why she had such a huge mustache. Could i get away with that now? Hell no.) Still, the truth is the truth. I suggest you wear pants tomorrow. :P

tony1891 22

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:50

well little girl What's your name? my name is..... IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!

marramrammar 2

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:50

Find out who put her up to it, and beat them down . Then say you will be wearing another skirt, and ask the little bundle of joy are there any other question w a devilish smile.