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Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22010) - you deserved it (2948)

On 05/28/2012 at 10:05am - work - by emonsteadman - United States (Texas)

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Well make sure u dont save his life if he ever needs the help...

#1 - On 05/28/2012 at 12:58pm by PrimeEvilTahir

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What a waste of soda

#2 - On 05/28/2012 at 12:58pm by Il_Maestro

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