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Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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On 05/12/2012 at 6:09pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

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Jeez, how deep were you scouting?

#1 - On 05/12/2012 at 11:31pm by zoPwNAgEzo

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You must trim your fingernails brethren.

#6 - On 05/12/2012 at 11:37pm by alexup24

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