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Today, I started a new job. I noticed all the beautiful women. Then I tripped on a cord running across the floor. They noticed me too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16650) - you deserved it (5107)

On 05/11/2012 at 1:03am - work - by Brown345 (man) - United States

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embarrassing, but really, it's not THAT bad.

#1 - On 05/11/2012 at 5:53am by Thisismypchere

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You fell head over heels for them eh?

#6 - On 05/11/2012 at 6:03am by ninjaniki

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