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Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
Good, people like her shouldn't be reproducing.
And then she puts that pee soaked pregnancy test on the counter too. Ring her up, OP!
Why don't you add birth control to the order too. We don't need more like her.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 18 August 2014