Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

by viviham / 05/04/2012 at 8:08am / United States (Texas) / Work

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  • Good, people like her shouldn't be reproducing.

    #1 - On 05/04/2012 at 10:21am by dessaye

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  • And then she puts that pee soaked pregnancy test on the counter too. Ring her up, OP!
    Why don't you add birth control to the order too. We don't need more like her.

    #5 - On 05/04/2012 at 10:23am by NoorFML

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