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Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10297) - you deserved it (53799)

On 03/03/2009 at 9:55am - work - by Peter80 (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)

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