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Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 9:55am - work - by Peter80 (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)

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who the fuck doesn't wear underwear? At least #1 had his boxers on and just misclosed it...

#5 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:34pm by YallNoobs

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Oh man, I just went through this not too long ago. The button was missing to keep my boxers closed and I didnt properly zip my fly after using the bathroom. I gave my friends a free show for at least a minute.

#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 1:58pm by jm88

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