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Today, I met separately with the President and Chairman of the company regarding a product that I'm designing. Each ordered me to do the opposite of whatever the other instructed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21055) - you deserved it (2026)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:10am - work - by beagle1 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Go with the chairman.

#1 - On 04/03/2012 at 12:59pm by Ardos

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This can only be settled one way:

Cage Match. To the death.

#18 - On 04/03/2012 at 1:19pm by DocBastard

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