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Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16794) - you deserved it (1201)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

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So she was talking out her ass?

#11 - On 03/23/2012 at 11:11am by eyecon502

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well that stinks

#2 - On 03/23/2012 at 11:05am by IamSharkWeek

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