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Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

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So she was talking out her ass?

#11 - On 03/23/2012 at 11:11am by eyecon502

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Haha. I can just imagine the awkward silence after she farted.

#6 - On 03/23/2012 at 11:09am by Rddvl

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