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Today, I got up at 4:30 am, went to my job as the newspaper guy. Nobody was there to open the door, it was raining and I was freezing. I decided to wait, because I really wanted my salary. At 6 o'clock my boss opens the door and says, "Oh, it's you. Well, you're fired. We can't pay you anymore." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22629) - you deserved it (1123)

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I congratulate you on your dedication.

#2 - On 03/06/2012 at 10:07am by ninjafury101

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What a jerk!

#1 - On 03/06/2012 at 10:06am by klsydggn

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