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Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7253) - you deserved it (18692)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States

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Next time try thinking before you do something as important as applying for jobs.

#3 - On 02/29/2012 at 4:23pm by zfrt

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"detail oriented, great proof-reader..."

#19 - On 02/29/2012 at 4:30pm by micahsmommy

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