Work: Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but...

By That_guy - 12/02/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

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You deserved it 2 122

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By shite - 10/01/2014 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML

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By Hellish - 21/10/2016 04:11 - United States - Gurnee

Today, I started a new job that was highly recommended by a worker there. The same coworker that is now making my life a living hell. FML

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By dontplaywithmyfeelings - 03/03/2015 01:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML

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Time to run

By friendlessatwork - 02/10/2012 18:27 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML

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By Anyonehiring - 28/06/2016 01:05 - United States - Tempe

Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML

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Dilbert principle

By Anonymous - 16/12/2021 14:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2016 03:39 - Australia - Cardiff

Today, upon applying for a new job to leave my old crappy job I was informed by my new potential employer that he was unable to hire me because he is friends with my current boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2017 21:30

Today, the manager that hired me and worked for years to inspire and connect her staff was laid to rest. Hours before the funeral, her replacement told me he wanted my 2 weeks notice on his desk tonight. I've been a model employee, he just doesn't like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 02:00

Today, I was supposed to start a new job. I had accepted a new position with a different company three weeks ago, and gave my notice. At the time, I even trained my replacement. Today, I found out that my new work doesn't need me anymore. So, I'm unemployed. FML

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Oh, the irony

By bearprint - 06/07/2016 18:45

Today, I lost my job to the individual I just finished training. Within 2 hours after being escorted out, my old boss called and yelled at me for doing a lousy job. He was angry that the training was deficient and because the new person is as bad as I was. FML

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ICATiger 13

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:48

1- work really hard 2- get promoted 3- Fire all of them (Like A Boss)

HandsomeRatch 20

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:24

Well that's not fair of them, they don't even know you. Sounds awesome to work with them.

Comments

HandsomeRatch 20

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:24

Well that's not fair of them, they don't even know you. Sounds awesome to work with them.

Poser1337 5

Sunday 12 February 2012 14:08

Sounds like some awesome and mature awesome people in general. >.>

SecretMe00 5

Sunday 12 February 2012 17:16

Earn their respect or **** them! Who cares.

Jakesterk96 8

Sunday 12 February 2012 19:10

*raises hand*

efro4472 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 22:50

I've seen this FML before a loooong time ago, you fail..

tjv3 10

Monday 13 February 2012 0:11

OP ifeel for you but give it time

gojira666 7

Monday 13 February 2012 1:24

The first day you have to knock out the tougest guy in the office. Or was that just prison?

22cute 17

Monday 13 February 2012 5:04

The place I now work started off that way. I replaced a man who committed suicide. People who missed him took it out on me & I didn't even know about it for half a year. Truly stupid people lacking basic self control.

XxHoPPoxX 8

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:24

Good job boss

CareFace 16

Sunday 12 February 2012 13:18

Good bob joss.

yummy_richkid 3

Sunday 12 February 2012 14:46

Boob god piss

Suchagoonnn 4

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:27

NO GOD PLEASE!!!! NO!! NO!!! NOOOOO!!! (please get the reference)

SammySteel 6

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:32

The Office

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Sunday 12 February 2012 16:24

This FML immediately reminded me of Ross in Friends when he becomes the guy in 3B who didn't give money to Howard the Handyman, and becomes immediately hated.

absolutegrrr 7

Sunday 12 February 2012 17:16

36 wins.

Goatinsfriend 8

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:29

Ah, lucky you. I feel bad for you. FYL.

AceArctic 4

Sunday 12 February 2012 14:38

Your sarcasm is weak, young padawan.

bustub2 8

Sunday 12 February 2012 12:43

Just do your best and kill them with kindness. They will come around. I just went through the same thing. Bringing a box of doughnuts won't hurt either.