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Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
That's a very smart thing to say to your boss...
You forgot to say "is a wonderful woman" afterwards
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015