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Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4883) - you deserved it (33558)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:26am - work - by ronz -

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Elevarors are not a very sneaky way of leaving work......

#2 - On 02/08/2012 at 12:42pm by ICATiger

See in context

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Ydi. Don't go on the elevator, you go down the stairs.

#4 - On 02/08/2012 at 12:44pm by taytaylal

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