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Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML


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On 01/29/2012 at 9:36pm - work - by LowerCrust (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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How to get revenge on your class stoner:

1)Get his weed
2) Taunt him with the weed
3)Bury the weed
4) Encase the weed in Concrete
5) Watch him cry
6) Profit!!

Follow these steps OP, get him back for that firing...

#7 - On 01/30/2012 at 3:08am by THE_A_TEEN

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The fact that your boss doesn't believe you means that they aren't worth your time. Find another job

#9 - On 01/30/2012 at 3:09am by greentiger

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