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Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
well me not understanding this is my fml.
someone please comment an explanation.
This sounds like the begining of a filthy porno.
Op-"If there's chicken involved, I'll be your dog"
Elderly man-"Well what will you do for some hotdog?"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.