Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Work

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  • well me not understanding this is my fml.

    someone please comment an explanation.

    #1 - On 01/23/2012 at 6:00am by lukybasturd

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  • This sounds like the begining of a filthy porno.
    Op-"If there's chicken involved, I'll be your dog"
    Elderly man-"Well what will you do for some hotdog?"
    *music starts*

    #16 - On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am by Colonel_Lexi

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