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Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9258) - you deserved it (30625)

On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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well me not understanding this is my fml.

someone please comment an explanation.

#1 - On 01/23/2012 at 6:00am by lukybasturd

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This sounds like the begining of a filthy porno.
Op-"If there's chicken involved, I'll be your dog"
Elderly man-"Well what will you do for some hotdog?"
*music starts*

#16 - On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am by Colonel_Lexi

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