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Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33087) - you deserved it (2793)

On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

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rent out the parking lot!

#4 - On 12/21/2011 at 2:39am by flamer980

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My mom taught me how to drive like that, I thought it was pretty common.

#5 - On 12/21/2011 at 2:40am by heybuddy2344

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