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Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18089) - you deserved it (1467)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:53pm - work - by me (woman) - United States

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What a... turd? Yeah, I suck at puns.

#2 - On 12/20/2011 at 2:25am by bellakaykid

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Well you would be acting awkward after witnessing them talking about her own crap.

#3 - On 12/20/2011 at 2:26am by blink182AAR

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