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Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18655) - you deserved it (17298)

On 12/05/2011 at 7:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Shouldn't you be working not making elaborate cards like a child? No wonder he's mad. Unless you work at Hallmark...

#3 - On 12/05/2011 at 8:48pm by polakinakilt

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Maybe if you put on a little more glitter...

#11 - On 12/05/2011 at 8:50pm by killak41

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