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Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12639) - you deserved it (12875)

On 12/05/2011 at 7:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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