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Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18664) - you deserved it (3979)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

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I don't know about you, but that sounds like a free pass to do whatever the fuck you want and get away with it.

#1 - On 11/27/2011 at 6:43am by kaprookie

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#5 - On 11/27/2011 at 6:45am by marinus

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