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Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16224) - you deserved it (33994)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

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Supervisor of the year award goes to...

#2 - On 11/10/2011 at 10:13am by blargheria

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you're like one of those Windex bird

#8 - On 11/10/2011 at 10:14am by bigAC

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