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Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23365) - you deserved it (1654)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:04am - work - by fired (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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I would have told them how unprofessional they are for not knowing that I had been fired already

#5 - On 11/04/2011 at 7:30am by Bebbo

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Why is anyone saying "sue"? She was sacked and some moron of a manager failed to realise they sent a letter. Sue for what? being sacked twice? Is that a legal issue in your universe? A definite FML moment but not a lawsuit pending you fucking morons.

#23 - On 11/04/2011 at 8:56am by ragzy

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