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Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me FRIED next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16946) - you deserved it (1591)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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