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Today, I thought it would be a great idea to tell my co-worker to calm down when he appeared to be very uptight. He thought it would be a great idea to punch me right in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15950) - you deserved it (8275)

On 10/21/2011 at 7:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Yeahh... violence is always the answer.

#4 - On 10/21/2011 at 10:09am by ReesesPuffs

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Looks like both of you need to re-evaluate what a good idea is

#11 - On 10/21/2011 at 10:17am by yankfan89

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