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Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

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On 10/16/2011 at 10:50pm - work - by Kate - United States

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Awkward

#1 - On 10/17/2011 at 2:28am by thwei

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Who the hell "puts" their hand on a high five? You gotta slap that.
The way you described it made it sound like a conjugal visit at a state penitentiary.
No wonder it would have been awkward.

#9 - On 10/17/2011 at 2:35am by ajmacrae

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