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Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30398) - you deserved it (1914)

On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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Hilarious. Asshole move. But hilarious

#1 - On 10/13/2011 at 9:42am by crazymase

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Shoulda dodged it like a ninja...

#3 - On 10/13/2011 at 9:46am by runner1138

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