Delivery!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML
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Angel_Tigeress 5

Its idiot kids like this that give us teenagers a bad name. :/ Im sorry you were the victim, OP. Air soft guns sting like a mofo!

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bubo_fml 10

Deliver them a free pizza...Be sure to "water it down" yourself!!

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gTOtheT 7

Yeah air-soft guns do hurt.. And that was rude of them.... Fyl :(

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SockMonkey333 0

And you found that out the hard way. That sucks.

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PeytonBieda 8

The other side of an MLIA post.

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jarmolukjohn 4

Ummm ok....airsoft doesn't even hurt

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Makadog 0

Dude, try getting shot with my M134 Gatling Gun (Airsoft) at 150 bbs a second at 430 fps? You'll be crying to to mama!

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phiend99 4

Obviously the place you work for doesn't verify the address with caller ID? Most places do. Suggest you start. YDI for not checking.

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erin0 8

Do you seriously think the delivery guy gets to decide whether the pizza place has caller ID or not?

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