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Today, I went to work as a home health-aid, and found out that my client turns his hearing aid off on purpose because he can't stand my voice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23598) - you deserved it (4541)

On 10/10/2011 at 12:13am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States

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if he ever turns it back on, talk really really quiet so he keeps turning it up. then yell.

#5 - On 10/10/2011 at 6:04am by Grimmerie

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Damn, he deafinitely doesn't like you.

#3 - On 10/10/2011 at 6:02am by Beebow

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