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Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML

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ydi for lying.

#1 - On 10/06/2011 at 2:31am by lulututu

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You could've tried being a kissass.

-The play doesn't actually exist.
So you made that up ALL by yourself? Wow, sir, you have an extremely creative mind! I am flabbergasted by the magnitude of your broad imagination. Wait. WAIT. I think I know of a friend who directs plays. He would be so happy if he knew of an angel like you.
-Oh my.. *Shy Laugh*

#17 - On 10/06/2011 at 2:48am by NoNotTheFace

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