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Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying "that's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19069) - you deserved it (1672)

On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Dirty minds make the world go 'round.

#1 - On 09/16/2011 at 11:37pm by Freeze

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I can picture it now... *cut to the stage*

"True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push Montague's men from the wall, and thrust his maids to the wall."

"That's what she said!!"

#11 - On 09/16/2011 at 11:49pm by FYLDeep

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