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Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25947) - you deserved it (3148)

On 09/15/2011 at 10:38pm - work - by MrTandy - United States (New York)

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Anal tearing?

#2 - On 09/16/2011 at 2:50am by mynameis1339

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*sob* and my poor wife *sob* *sob* and my children are gone and...

NEXT PLEASE!

#9 - On 09/16/2011 at 2:57am by ollie179

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