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Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

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On 09/14/2011 at 2:50pm - work - by kareltje (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

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Fyl..
Telemaeketers can be so rude... And they always call at such times :/
I have been one myself, but try to give him some slack :)
He is trying to make a living

#1 - On 09/14/2011 at 5:51pm by Keevarou

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If you had that bedroom set you probably could have slept through the call.

#9 - On 09/14/2011 at 5:55pm by Souners

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