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Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24440) - you deserved it (1745)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)

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