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Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26916) - you deserved it (1728)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:22am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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Skin him first, then put him on display for any other would-be troublemakers.

#3 - On 09/01/2011 at 5:53am by Sionnach

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Get out of town. Quick.

#2 - On 09/01/2011 at 5:51am by hellogoodbyex

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