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Today, I was fired because a 10 year old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16580) - you deserved it (1820)

On 08/29/2011 at 6:05pm - work - by dck128 - United States (Tennessee)

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hes a priest.

#2 - On 08/30/2011 at 2:38am by thegoodlife101

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kinda wondering what line of work you're in after this...

#1 - On 08/30/2011 at 2:36am by Anupants

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