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Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26093) - you deserved it (2843)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:29am - work - by badluckantonio - Canada (Ontario)

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"Sorry, but I cannot allow you on this bus. You are going to have to walk yo stanky ass home."

#4 - On 08/25/2011 at 10:05am by iAmScrubs

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Were you carrying it above your head or something

#2 - On 08/25/2011 at 10:03am by Feklfekl2222

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