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Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now my boss and everyone else thinks I lied about my friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31269) - you deserved it (2765)

On 08/22/2011 at 4:34pm - work - by waytootan (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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I'm so sorry for your loss. Your boss's a douche bag.

#1 - On 08/22/2011 at 6:48pm by birdfreak

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You should have taken a cool "vacation" pic of yourself standing next to the casket.

#9 - On 08/22/2011 at 6:51pm by AmethystRain

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